Hello.
Meet .

tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

ggaga:

playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

scenedan:

the most difficult stage of a friendship is the “we’re pretty close but idk if we’re close enough for me to call you fucker in all caps as a greeting” phase

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

GIMMELOU