Harry on living in LA, relationships, and rumours, in One Direction: Autobiography x
"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon
"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices
YEAH LMAO Y’ALL BEG FOR NUDES NOW THAT THEY’RE LEAKED UR PREACHING LIKE A GOD DAMN PASTOR ABOUT HOW WRONG IT IS LMAO PICK A SIDE, HOE
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back
"The Irish were persecuted too, you know" *sips Diet Racism*
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow
*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*
everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….