Hello.
Meet .

foolishlycompletely:

Harry on living in LA, relationships, and rumours, in One Direction: Autobiography x

pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

hasnochill:

YEAH LMAO Y’ALL BEG FOR NUDES NOW THAT THEY’RE LEAKED UR PREACHING LIKE A GOD DAMN PASTOR ABOUT HOW WRONG IT IS LMAO PICK A SIDE, HOE

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

breenwolf:

once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

deadtoortles:

"The Irish were persecuted too, you know" *sips Diet Racism*

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

zayn knowing no one can do it like him

vesley:

my whole life

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antiteen:

spot the difference

dolllarbills:

*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….

Happy 21st Birthday Liam James Payne 

GIMMELOU